- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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