Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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The holocaust

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Oh s***

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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