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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why? Why not?

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

THe Election

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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