- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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