What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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A jew enters a mall.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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