What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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