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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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