- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

This is a joke.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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