What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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