- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

123 f*ck off

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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