- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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