- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why? Why not?

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

THe Election

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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