- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A midget walked under a bar.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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