- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Who is John Galt?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Caramel Boing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Daniel is a fag

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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