- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

whats green and slimy? green slim

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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