Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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