What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

knock knock come in

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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