- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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