- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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