Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what do you call a black chef glendon

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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