Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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