- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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