- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

THe Election

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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