- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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