- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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