What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

THe Election

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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