- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.