- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

jd and zach loves vigina

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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