- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You having friends.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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