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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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