- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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