- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

John Cena

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Okay, after this one then...

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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