Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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