- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.