Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why? Why not?

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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