There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Barack Obama

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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where is the world?

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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