- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

sucks Syntax...

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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