- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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