What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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