- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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