Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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