- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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