What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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