knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

womens rights

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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