Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

who's a slut... you're mom

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

womens rights.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

womens rights

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

911 jokes are just plane wrong

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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