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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do u call a cripple Biv

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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