Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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