- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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