- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

whats your budget like? a budget.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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