- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Raveena Thandhan

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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