- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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