- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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