How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

how do you save a black man ... u don't

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what came first the chicken or the chips

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

George W. Bush

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

White NBA players.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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