What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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