Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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