Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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WILLYS

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were at work systems r down

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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