Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Get it? More.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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