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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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