- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

were at work systems r down

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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