- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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