Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Oh, go away

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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