Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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