- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

you will like this because i am black.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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