A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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