Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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