- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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