- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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