- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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