- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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