- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the man die? He was old.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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