your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

1+1=2

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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