- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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