A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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