Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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