- Anti Joke

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Call of Duty is a good game.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Anti Joke

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