Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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