- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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