- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock knock Go away

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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