Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

This is funny.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

I like that, but why am I happy?

ecks! why zee?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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