- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

knock knock There's no door

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Want to hear a joke? No.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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