- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Homonyms should be band.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

flavin's head

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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