- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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