Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Balls

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Cheese

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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