- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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