what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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