- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

No soap radio

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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