- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

No soap radio

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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