- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Abortion.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

whats worse than gill? nothing

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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