- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Knock knock

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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