what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock knock Go away

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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