- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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