Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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CHORGLUND

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Knock knock

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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