Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

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