What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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