How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Tony Romo

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Anti Joke

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