- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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