Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

thumb_up thumb_down -23

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q- Why? A- Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops