- Anti Joke

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Oh my God! A talking dog!

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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