A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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