- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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