An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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