The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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