- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

so today i took a poop. hehe

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Your text.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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