- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Knock knock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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