- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

I like touching my boobs

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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