-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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