Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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