- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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