- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Praise Paisley

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

im gay

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's funny? Women's rights.

The WNBA

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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