- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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