why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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hashtags suck balls

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Your text.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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